To brighten up your day

10 COMPLETELY USELESS FACTS (and my conclusions)

On average, 100 people choke to death on ballpoint pens every year. (switch to ink pens)

It's possible to lead a cow upstairs...but not downstairs. (why would someone even try that?)

The electric chair was invented by a dentist. (now I don't blame people for being scared of the dentist!)

No word in the English language rhymes with "MONTH". (everyone who reads this will still try to find a word to prove it wrong)

Coca-Cola would be green if colouring weren't added to it. (absinthe, baby!)

The cigarette lighter was invented before the match. (did they invent it when they ran out of lighter fluid?)

Some lions mate over 50 times a day. (what stamina!)

A cat's urine glows under a black light. (?!)

There are more chickens than people in the world. (so don't feel bad the next time you're tearing into a juicy chicken leg!)

Earth is the only planet which is not named after a God. (meant solely for mortals eh?)